Saturday, May 30, 2009

Your lawn wont die because grass refuses to grow. Its so hot that even water doesnt visit AZ. The cows produce powdered milk.
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  1. AnonymousMay 30, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    Now let me get this straight. You travelled half way around the country to swelter in the heat and scorch the skin off your face. I bet you can fry eggs on your cycle seat too. Perhaps the cows that give powdered milk, also produce pre-cooked hamburgers. I hope the only diamondbacks you meet are wearing uniforms.
    M

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  2. bottleitupforlifeMay 31, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    “A man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher; but he who goes from country to country, guided by the blind impulse of curiosity, is a vagabond”
    Oliver Goldsmith 1730-1774

    I'm glad your curiousity won the day...

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  3. bottleitupforlifeMay 31, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    A little Arizona humor to help you get through the hot weather...keep driving towards San Diego and the Pac Coast Hwy.

    You know you live in Phoenix when the four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and are you freakin' kidding me?! ~Author Unknown

    You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. ~Local Saying

    You know you are in Phoenix when you've experienced condensation on your butt cheeks from the hot water evaporating in the toilet bowl. ~Author Unknown

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  4. NojMay 31, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    Don't forget to try the local ice tea.

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  5. Tombert3May 31, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    I was actually disappointed that I didnt see a rattler or a scorpion (and for that matter a tornado - but the hail was a nice change of pace). And rather than iced tea, I sampled Four Peaks local brew.

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  6. Tombert3May 31, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    And how many of you are jealous that it is no less than 50 degrees warmer here than back home? To be honest, I would rather it be in the 60s.

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